It has been nine damn years and Clark Kent is still not flying on Smallville. Of course every fictional character that can easily do so would laugh at him.
What’s he gonna do? Jump at them?
Click here to see the fourth panel in high resolution. See if you can name all the flying characters.
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You’ve even got Dumbo and Captain Planet in there? OWNED! Haha… brilliant. Nicely done good sir, I too hope Kal-el will figure how to fly… maybe in a Neo way with the crouch down, large fart and blast off sort of way.
I don’t recognize all of the characters. I’m guessing my guess that the owl is Harry Potter’s Hedwig is incorrect. Also, the characters with mostly yellow on I do not know. So I’m thinking the characters are:
Butterfree
Unknown (“S”)
Captain Planet
Dumbo
Magneto
Goku
Gazoo
Unknown (red with star)
Unknown (small, yellow)
Green Lantern
Unknown (yellow with star)
Kirby
Human Torch (Johnny Storm)
Power Puff Girls
Wonder Woman
Hedwig
Somebody please tell me who my unknowns are!
The owl is actually my own character Doug, who’s appeared in these strips:
http://ofnoobsandmen.com/2009/07/28/inspiration/
http://ofnoobsandmen.com/2009/06/26/garbage-in-disguise/
Besides that it’s awesome that you have almost everybody else.
I’ll give you one of the harder ones though. “Unknown (red with star)” is Statesman from the PC game City of Heroes.
And the insect does look like Butterfree but I was trying to go for Mothra.
That tiny yellow dude looks familiar, but I can’t place him. I thought he was a comic villain, but I can’t find where.
Perhaps Dumbo should give Superman his special feather, it worked for him.
YES! *high fives* I knew you put Mothra in there! Good show.
Lets see if I can name the whole team.
Panel 1:
Goku, Great Gazoo, Green Latern and Doug
Panel 2:
Wonder Woman, Human Torch, Dumbo and City of Heroes guy (forget his name, yes i know its in the comments but i’m not cheating.)
Panel 3:
PowerPuff Girls, Booster Gold, M.O.D.O.K. and Kirby
Panel 4:
Mothra, The Sentry, Captain Planet, Dumbo, Magneto, M.O.D.O.K., Great Gazoo, Goku, Booster Gold, Doug, Kirby, City of Heroes guy, Power Puff Girls, Green Latern, Wonder Woman and finally Kal-El/Clark Kent/Not-Yet-Superman
All Four Panels:
Blind Super Mario Style Clouds
Heheh. Superman would probably still find someway to screw that up.
The little yellow dude is Marvel comics villain MODOK.
He won’t fly for awhile, in the superman comics, he didn’t fly in those till late.